What an absolute delight to meet you amidst the sacred carnival that is Art Basel Miami Beach! The sheer confluence of brilliant art and overpriced rosé is gloriously overwhelming, like a thousand tortured artist souls finally freed to express themselves in pixels, acrylic, and neon. Meeting you here, amidst this chaotic symphony of self-expression, stalled causeways, and aching feet, feels downright kismet. We shall toast to art, life, and the endurance of bananas duct-taped to a wall for the price of a small yacht. Baseltov!

Another year, another ApeFest in the books.

Celebrating two years of the Mutant Ape Yacht Club.

Fuck it, this commemorative art by Jacopo Lanza is proof that you got off your ass from forging to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of The Mutant Ape Yacht Club and kicked off The Fuck IT Weekend at Bottled Blonde in Miami, Florida on 8/25/2023. Perhaps this could prove useful in the future…

You have just acquired what is maybe the simple most valuable asset in all of human history. There are only 256 of these POAP existence and your possession now imbues you with a type animal sexual magnetism that other humans find irresistible. You will also notice hair beginning to grow in new places and your genitals becoming swollen and enlarged. This is perfectly normal and a common side effect of ownership of this POAP.

Welcome to the Sevens discord! SH777SH!!!!!