OMAHA 一 Michael Saylor, Bitcoin maxi and seven-time synchronous swimming champion, died yesterday at the age of 58 when he lost control of his eye-blazing abilities. It marked the end of a storied career of whatever it was he actually did besides tweeting about Bitcoin. The latest Decentralized Arts newsletter has shipped! This is an edition you don't want to miss. In addition to the fun and interesting content, we've got a major feature we're doing in collaboration with The Rug Staff.

BREAKING — SEC Crashes Cryptozoology Meeting, Claiming Securities Fraud "The members attempted to explain that cryptozoology is about finding and identifying unknown animals. He blew them off, saying, “I’ve heard all about Web3 gaming." PODCAST — Under The Rug | Ep. 11 "Bullish Comedy" is live! SBF's defense attorney, Buckaroo Bonzai, Perchy's Alpha Attack, Trump's Bail, Bitcoin leasing, and much much less… Check it out on Fountain or wherever you get your podcasts!