BREAKING — Balaji Appointed Bitcoin's Chief Marketing Officer “Think of The Fed as Uncle Sam Bankman Fried-Chicken... If all the small wings and thighs roll up into the big four chicken breasts, the whole country will be run by KFC.”

The Rug's Newsletter Mid March Edition: 🤷‍♂️ Shrug Emoji Nullifies Previous Emoji Advice 💨 Lido Distributes mETH 🇻🇦 ChaptGPT Forms A.I. Network State 🙌 Both Attendees of ADAFortCollins Claim Success 🚪 Premium Gated Content Available

In February's Issue of The Rug NFT, we look at the IMF’s crypto-obliteration plan, Kim Kardashian’s “no comment”, and how Jerome Powell accidentally spent 1 Trillion dollars at Krogers.

Awarded for attending the BanklessDAO Community call #94 on 3/3/2023 and supporting the DAO/Artist by paying the mint cost of .008 Eth, 2 Matic, or 100 BANK Art by: Cyoot

Despite the cold weather, there's quite a bit shakin' in crypto land, and February is heating up. For starters ETH may be too ultrasound for its own good as an ethereum brush fire has generated concerns of self-annihilation, President Nayib Bukele minted the El Salvadorian constitution as an ordinal NFT, Gensler is still on the "Just say no to crypto, bro" campaign trail, and metamask has introduced family-plan seed-phrase sharing. Just like Netflix.

This week from The Rug, web3’s mostly credible news source. BREAKING — Gensler Says NFTs are a Gateway Token LOCAL — "Just Make it an NFT" Guy Pushes Sacramento Town Hall Attendees to Breaking Point The Rug is proud to present our 2023 List of Crypto Influencers! How much of a crypto native are you? BREAKING — UFO Shot Down in Metaverse MARKETS — Crypto Degen One NFT From Breaking Even

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