OMAHA 一 Michael Saylor, Bitcoin maxi and seven-time synchronous swimming champion, died yesterday at the age of 58 when he lost control of his eye-blazing abilities. It marked the end of a storied career of whatever it was he actually did besides tweeting about Bitcoin. The latest Decentralized Arts newsletter has shipped! This is an edition you don't want to miss. In addition to the fun and interesting content, we've got a major feature we're doing in collaboration with The Rug Staff.

BREAKING — SEC Crashes Cryptozoology Meeting, Claiming Securities Fraud "The members attempted to explain that cryptozoology is about finding and identifying unknown animals. He blew them off, saying, “I’ve heard all about Web3 gaming." PODCAST — Under The Rug | Ep. 11 "Bullish Comedy" is live! SBF's defense attorney, Buckaroo Bonzai, Perchy's Alpha Attack, Trump's Bail, Bitcoin leasing, and much much less… Check it out on Fountain or wherever you get your podcasts!

BREAKING — Balaji Appointed Bitcoin's Chief Marketing Officer “Think of The Fed as Uncle Sam Bankman Fried-Chicken... If all the small wings and thighs roll up into the big four chicken breasts, the whole country will be run by KFC.”

The Rug's Newsletter Mid March Edition: 🤷‍♂️ Shrug Emoji Nullifies Previous Emoji Advice 💨 Lido Distributes mETH 🇻🇦 ChaptGPT Forms A.I. Network State 🙌 Both Attendees of ADAFortCollins Claim Success 🚪 Premium Gated Content Available

In February's Issue of The Rug NFT, we look at the IMF’s crypto-obliteration plan, Kim Kardashian’s “no comment”, and how Jerome Powell accidentally spent 1 Trillion dollars at Krogers.

Awarded for attending the BanklessDAO Community call #94 on 3/3/2023 and supporting the DAO/Artist by paying the mint cost of .008 Eth, 2 Matic, or 100 BANK Art by: Cyoot

Despite the cold weather, there's quite a bit shakin' in crypto land, and February is heating up. For starters ETH may be too ultrasound for its own good as an ethereum brush fire has generated concerns of self-annihilation, President Nayib Bukele minted the El Salvadorian constitution as an ordinal NFT, Gensler is still on the "Just say no to crypto, bro" campaign trail, and metamask has introduced family-plan seed-phrase sharing. Just like Netflix.

This week from The Rug, web3’s mostly credible news source. BREAKING — Gensler Says NFTs are a Gateway Token LOCAL — "Just Make it an NFT" Guy Pushes Sacramento Town Hall Attendees to Breaking Point The Rug is proud to present our 2023 List of Crypto Influencers! How much of a crypto native are you? BREAKING — UFO Shot Down in Metaverse MARKETS — Crypto Degen One NFT From Breaking Even

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