Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of the blockchain and the true profession of the Gospel? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in the United Kingdom of the Blockchain established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolably the unsettlement of the Church of NFT, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and unruliness thereof, as by law established in these internet streets? And will you preserve unto the NFT'ers and Clergy of The Internets there committed to their charge, all such rights, and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them? Join us in coronating His Highness Kane Mayfield on this event of grandeur on 24 January in the year of our Blockchain Lords.