Well howdy there pardner, pleased to meet ya! Ain't every day I get to meet folk's driftin' through the high desert, and I reckon you've got a good sense of adventure making the trek and spottin' me in the crowds. This here mighty poap is now in your ever lovin' hands, it's what them Marfa art folks are gettin' all riled up about. Pleased as a lark on a spring mornin' to make your acquaintance- shakin' hands with you got me grinnin' like a coyote with a mouth fulla chicken!