Is there a better way to commemorate Hodlercon 2022 karaoke nights in Honolulu than a POAP with a description set to the tune of Garth Brooks's "Friends in Low Places"? Probably, but until we have Million Dollar Validators this is what we get. Time signature 3:24. Blame it all on my root My node it won't boot It's slowing my stream of ether [pronounce eeth-air] I guess I should go Sing karaoke with woh I'm not gonna diagnose this tonight But to my surprise EthStaker did advise 'Turn it off and on twice agai-ain' Well I tried anew Said 'Vladdy, let's get this through" and soon I'm on the beacon chaiiiiiiinnn 'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether Where the banter drowns And the memes chase my blues away And I'll be OK I'm not big on social media Think I'll slip on down for karaoke Oh I've got friends with cheap ether Well the flights were so long I want sing-along Let's find GS Studio Everything's all right It's hopping tonight And I'll show myself to the floor Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene When I yelled ETH to the moon But it'll be high as that guy KuDeTa When the Merge gets priced in 'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether Where the banter drowns And the memes chase my blues away And I'll be OK I'm not big on social media Think I'll slip on down for karaoke Oh I've got friends with cheap ether Everybody! 'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether Where the banter drowns And the memes chase my blues away And I'll be OK I'm not big on social media Think I'll slip on down for karaoke Oh I've got friends with cheap ether [Spoken] What? You guys already know what's comin', don't ya? And you know what? You're right. You're exactly right. What would a karaoke POAP description be without mentioning some of the folks who made it magical? Because it was only there that you could see LogrisTheBard and DoubtStarsAreFire absolutely nail "I'm on a boat." And that wasn't the only song; they rocked the mic all night. But then Spacesider and Tricky_Troll brought the thunder with their rendition of Down Under until Tricky could hardy speak. And Nixorokish, she could sing it all. But do you know who couldn't sing? Superphiz. He was majorly flat. Make sure that guy doesn't get this POAP. Anyway, here we go with the rest of the song. [/Spoken] Well, it won't be long I hope I'm not wrong But then, I've been right before Everything's all right ETH to $10k And Hodlercon will be back Hey, I like the meme Even more the scene Just wait 'til 2024 I'll head back to the bar And you can hear me sing 'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether Where the banter drowns And the memes chase my blues away And I'll be OK I'm not big on social media Think I'll slip on down for karaoke Oh I've got friends with cheap ether Description credits all go to Etereve