BREAKING — SEC Crashes Cryptozoology Meeting, Claiming Securities Fraud "The members attempted to explain that cryptozoology is about finding and identifying unknown animals. He blew them off, saying, “I’ve heard all about Web3 gaming." PODCAST — Under The Rug | Ep. 11 "Bullish Comedy" is live! SBF's defense attorney, Buckaroo Bonzai, Perchy's Alpha Attack, Trump's Bail, Bitcoin leasing, and much much less… Check it out on Fountain or wherever you get your podcasts!

Dear third eyes, Banks are crashing, everything is a security, and bitcoin is finally not boring... What an action packed few weeks amidst the bearish winter weather. For starters Lido is dealing mETH, a second Judge rules on shrug emoji advice, and there are eight new projects at ETHDenver of which nobody knows the legality of. Also it turns out ADAFortCollins was a huge success, both attendees reported. In other news Amazon guarantees two-day shipping on NFTs, Bitcoiner maxis continue to not use bitcoin blockchain, ADT drops security from name amidst regulatory concerns, and Coinbase teases a Pale Blue Dot memorial NFT collection.

BREAKING — Balaji Appointed Bitcoin's Chief Marketing Officer “Think of The Fed as Uncle Sam Bankman Fried-Chicken... If all the small wings and thighs roll up into the big four chicken breasts, the whole country will be run by KFC.”

The Rug's Newsletter Mid March Edition: 🤷‍♂️ Shrug Emoji Nullifies Previous Emoji Advice 💨 Lido Distributes mETH 🇻🇦 ChaptGPT Forms A.I. Network State 🙌 Both Attendees of ADAFortCollins Claim Success 🚪 Premium Gated Content Available

Friday Mar 10, 2023 is a very significant day in the history of Bankless, it marks the day we set sail into the realm of web3 fully. We are migrating off of a publishing platform (Substack) and self hosting a platform for equipping people along their Crypto Journey. As a top crypto media company with well over a quarter of a million subscribers, we are locking this down only to existing verified users prior to the launch.

In February's Issue of The Rug NFT, we look at the IMF’s crypto-obliteration plan, Kim Kardashian’s “no comment”, and how Jerome Powell accidentally spent 1 Trillion dollars at Krogers.

This week from The Rug, web3’s mostly credible news source. BREAKING — Gensler Says NFTs are a Gateway Token LOCAL — "Just Make it an NFT" Guy Pushes Sacramento Town Hall Attendees to Breaking Point The Rug is proud to present our 2023 List of Crypto Influencers! How much of a crypto native are you? BREAKING — UFO Shot Down in Metaverse MARKETS — Crypto Degen One NFT From Breaking Even