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Dear third eyes, Banks are crashing, everything is a security, and bitcoin is finally not boring... What an action packed few weeks amidst the bearish winter weather. For starters Lido is dealing mETH, a second Judge rules on shrug emoji advice, and there are eight new projects at ETHDenver of which nobody knows the legality of. Also it turns out ADAFortCollins was a huge success, both attendees reported. In other news Amazon guarantees two-day shipping on NFTs, Bitcoiner maxis continue to not use bitcoin blockchain, ADT drops security from name amidst regulatory concerns, and Coinbase teases a Pale Blue Dot memorial NFT collection.