It is Valentine's Day, and Randy is having a candlelit dinner with a special guest at Le Foie Gras. Randy has offered his guest a rose, but he made the mistake of minting an open edition over a 1/1. Will this be the end of their night?

Courtney's hidden folder is disorderly, with relics from past mints doing their best to escape. Will she regain control, or will Wiggles need to provide help?

It is time to dash, and your favorite PUNKS villains are drawing lots for the privilege to participate. Elvis, who has pulled the short straw, could be heard singing, "I've got two tickets to paradise" as he dropped into the sewer.

Dear Friend— This will come as a shock, I’m sure, but the Proxies were… called away on an unexpected mission! You know how it is. Maybe next time, the stars will align and we’ll have a grand adventure! Or I can at least buy you a drink. Sincerely, Captain Oskar Proxy

Come on down to the BAYC's Riverboat and celebrate the end of Sotheby's epic "Ape In" auction. Hang with fellow apes, play blackjack and roulette, and listen to jams by the one and only Spottie Wifi (twitter.com/SpottieWifi).