celebration of the 1000% guaranteed forever return of the bull market, may it last forever in our thoughts and minds!!! by receiving this token you pledge to never sell any of your crypto crap and always buy more whenever physically possible!!!!!!

Celebrating two years of the Mutant Ape Yacht Club.

Fuck it, this commemorative art by Jacopo Lanza is proof that you got off your ass from forging to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of The Mutant Ape Yacht Club and kicked off The Fuck IT Weekend at Bottled Blonde in Miami, Florida on 8/25/2023. Perhaps this could prove useful in the future…

CONGRATS! YOU’VE COLLECTED 1 OUT OF 8 ADIDAS ALT[ER] EGO MERCH POAPS THAT SHOWS PROOF OF ORIGINAL OWNERSHIP, PROOF OF PARTNERSHIP AND PROOF OF COMMUNITY. THIS AUTHENTICATED MERCH ISN'T FOR ONE TIME USE. YOU MAY NOT COME BACK THE SAME. YOU'VE MET THE ADIDAS ALT[ER] EGO: THRILLS THRILLS ARE GAMERS, BUILDING WORLDS WITHIN WORLDS, LIVING A MULTITUDE OF EXISTENCES, AND SHAPING THEIR OWN REALITIES FROM THE LOWER LEVELS OF RIFT VALLEY MOTEL.

YOU'RE RECEIVING THIS POAP BECAUSE YOU ATTENDED ALTS BY ADIDAS EVENT NYC. 1 OF 8 YOUR ALT[ER] EGO POAPS. SUPER-COMPETITIVE BUT EVER-SOCIABLE, STRIKES ARE HERE FOR ALL ASPECTS OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME,ENSURING THERE IS A NEVER- ENDING FESTIVAL OF FOOTBALL BELOW THE RIFT VALLEY MOTEL. T&Cs here - https://www.adidas.com/metaverse/terms

YOU'RE RECEIVING THIS POAP BECAUSE YOU ATTENDED ALTS BY ADIDAS EVENT NYC. 1 OF 8 YOUR ALT[ER] EGO POAPS. THRILLS ARE GAMERS, BUILDING WORLDS WITHIN WORLDS, LIVING A MULTITUDE OF EXISTENCES, AND SHAPING THEIR OWN REALITIES FROM THE LOWER LEVELS OF RIFT VALLEY MOTEL. T&Cs here - https://www.adidas.com/metaverse/terms

YOU'RE RECEIVING THIS POAP BECAUSE YOU ATTENDED ALTS BY ADIDAS EVENT NYC. 1 OF 8 YOUR ALT[ER] EGO POAPS. DRIPS HAVE SWAGGER. THEY LIVE FOR THE LIMELIGHT AND SEE THEMSELVES AS THE COMPLETE PACKAGE. HEAD-TO-TOE DRIP. A CAREFULLY CURATED ENSEMBLE OF THREADS AND TREADS. T&Cs here - https://www.adidas.com/metaverse/terms