It is Valentine's Day, and Randy is having a candlelit dinner with a special guest at Le Foie Gras. Randy has offered his guest a rose, but he made the mistake of minting an open edition over a 1/1. Will this be the end of their night?

It is time to dash, and your favorite PUNKS villains are drawing lots for the privilege to participate. Elvis, who has pulled the short straw, could be heard singing, "I've got two tickets to paradise" as he dropped into the sewer.